kingslyers:

Game of Thrones: Season 5 - New Cast Memebers [x]

I THINK I’M HAVING THE HAPPY SORT OF PANIC ATTACK???

OH GOD

BLESS YOU ALEXANDER SIDDIG

I HOPE YOUR CHARACTER DOESN’T DIE WITHIN A SEASON!

<3

Started-ish the next installment of the very belated Kristanna Smut Week BDSM series. Ish because there’s, like, maybe a paragraph of okay material, and also I figured out how to relate it to “foot size”.

Still waiting for the Helsa mojo to come back. I’m waiting, universe. Though I did write a little! Of the beginning. I really should just write one of the “omigerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd” scenes to at least jump start this shit back in order. Or something.

This is a very pathetic post, even for me.

watchoutforfallingdinosaurs:

bri-ecrit and I had a right nice chat today about Hans and she thought about what would happen when Hans found out that the wrench in his plans was an adorable little snowman…so I told her I was stealing the idea and figured he should hear it from the source. :) quickly written, unedited and full of OLAF FEELS

The sudden summer heat is stifling, and being locked up in a tiny cell doesn’t give Hans much relief. This really is no way to treat a prince, he thinks, still rather affronted at his given lodgings. He loosens his cravat and closes his eyes, hoping for a breeze, rain, anything to cool him down…and suddenly, the air around him cools, far too quickly.
“Prince Hans? Hellooooo? Are you awake?”

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This is amazing.

bri-ecrit:

watchoutforfallingdinosaurs replied to your post: anonymous said:It makes me kind o…

Sorry, Hans is dumb…bad grammar (“If only there WAS someone…” is supposed to be SUBJUNCTIVE smh) no ability to plan more than five seconds ahead, threw already shoddy plan out the window just to monologue. Also stupid sideburns. booooo hissssss

*quietly high-fives for grammar*

I think he had a fantastic combination of innate cunning, amazing situational adaptability (his plan must have changed like four times, and he just rolled with it), and STUPID good luck. If not for Olaf breaking into the library, he would have gotten off scot-free.

(Which gives me the hilarious mental image of someone telling him how exactly Anna survived and made it out onto the fjord and Hans just sitting in his cell all the way back to the Southern Isles, glaring into the middle distance and just thinking,

"Mother.

Fucking.

Snowman.”)

I want this fic. Trash prince defeated by animate snowman!

Now that’s some quality movie-at-eleven action ;D

flatluigi:

everyframeapainting:

Satoshi Kon - Editing Space & Time
Let’s honor one of the greats. RIP.

every frame a painting has some great videos and this might be my favorite one yet (though the edgar wright one is still great too)

Ugh need to watch the rest of his stuff. I’ve only seen Perfect Blue, Tokyo Godfathers, and the first episode of Paranoia Agent.

frozenmusings:


Kristoff - NSFWIF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH NUDITY AND SEXUAL DEPICTIONS OF CHARACTERS, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK.
So… Did I do it right? XD

These are some of the best reactions i’ve ever seen *dying*

My day has thus far been shit.
Seeing this makes me smile.

frozenmusings:

Kristoff - NSFW
IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH NUDITY AND SEXUAL DEPICTIONS OF CHARACTERS, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK.

So… Did I do it right? XD

These are some of the best reactions i’ve ever seen *dying*

My day has thus far been shit.

Seeing this makes me smile.

"Dark as Snow" (Chapter 2)

bri-ecrit:

Rating: M (CHAPTER WARNING: some questionable sexual content)
Words: 6,045
Summary: After years of isolation and loneliness, Anna sees her whirlwind marriage to the handsome widower Lord Hans Westergard as her long-awaited happily-ever-after. But her troubled relationship with her sister and her growing closeness to a gruff but kindhearted stablehand loom large, and her husband’s darkest secret behind an eternally-locked door threatens to destroy everything Anna holds dear. [AU of The Bloody Chamber]

CHAPTER INDEX

One || Two

Notes: Man, this one was an emotional rollercoaster to write. Hans’s character in particular is very, very draining, considering he’s something of a synthesis between his canon character and the marquis in The Bloody Chamber. Kind of an interesting challenge. A very, very creepy one.

So there’s that. But on the plus side… Kristoff’s home! …in the chapter. You know.

Hope you guys enjoy. :)

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UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CREEPINESS RATCHETING UP

i love it ;~; and now there’s kristoff and asld;kfj

50 Questions You've Never Been Asked
  • 1. What's your favorite candle scent?

  • 2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

  • 3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

  • 4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?

  • 5. Do you know a hoarder?

  • 6. Can you do a split?

  • 7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

  • 8. How many oceans have you swam in?

  • 9. How many countries have you been to?

  • 10. Is anyone in your family in the army?

  • 11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?

  • 12. What would you name your son if you had one?

  • 13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?

  • 14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?

  • 15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

  • 16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?

  • 17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?

  • 18. Did your mother go to college?

  • 19. Are your grandparents still married?

  • 20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?

  • 21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?

  • 22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?

  • 23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

  • 24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?

  • 25. Is your father bald?

  • 26. Do you know triplets?

  • 27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?

  • 28. Have you ever had Indian food?

  • 29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?

  • 30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?

  • 31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?

  • 32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?

  • 33. If you have a nickname, what is it?

  • 34. Who's your favorite person in the world?

  • 35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?

  • 36. Can you whistle?

  • 37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?

  • 38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?

  • 39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?

  • 40. What medical conditions do you have?

  • 41. How many times have you been to the hospital?

  • 42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?

  • 43. Where do you buy your jeans?

  • 44. What's the last compliment you got?

  • 45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?

  • 46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?

  • 47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?

  • 48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?

  • 49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?

  • 50. Why do you have a tumblr?

shush your beautiful mouth

you are perfect

Tagged by calenheniel~

BASICS

► Name ➔ Angela
► Birth place ➔ Raleigh, NC, USA
► Where Do I live ➔ Near Raleigh
► Hair color ➔ Dark brown
► Eye Color ➔ Green
► Birthday ➔ August 29th
► Gender ➔ Female 
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty
► Single or taken? ➔  Single and nearly divorced!
► Happy? ➔ ahahahahahahahahahaha

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE


► Are you in love ➔ With Chris Evans, yes. Otherwise, no.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ Nope.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ She did.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes.
► Are you afraid of commitments? ➔ Not especially.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ I might have hugged my brother when my niece was born two days ago…? I don’t remember. By the way I have a new niece! i am trash at this sort of thing
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Fuck if I know.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ ??? Yes?
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ Well now I do.
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ Long-term, but now that I’m single I don’t want relationships.

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Lust. Good luck doing anything about it though, self!
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced tea because that is what a Real Southerner(tm) drinks.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke. Pepsi is disgusting.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I have a computer. This answers just about everything.
► Day or night ➔ Night.
► Text or Call ➔ Text, though I can’t right now.
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ Make-up would take effort I am not about to expend.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ Maybe? I don’t remember.
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ Probably.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes.
► Prank called a store? ➔ No.
► Skipped school? ➔ Enough to get expelled! :D
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ Yes.
► Spent all your money? ➔ I am nearly there.
► Met a celebrity? ➔ Yes.
► Been really ill? ➔ Well if you count suicidal ideation to the point of hospitalization, yes. Otherwise I have a bum right ankle now because I haven’t gotten it checked out proper >_> That’s about it.
► Gotten high? ➔ I tried a few times, didn’t really feel any different. I ain’t gonna bother now.

TEN PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes.
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark hair I guess.
► Shorter or taller ➔ Taller. 
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ Intelligence.
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Hook-ups… if I can get any.
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Rich and serious.
► Mac or PC? ➔ PC. Macs are useless for my purposes.
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Chapstick.
► City or country? ➔ Both.
► Driving or walking? ➔ Driving.

LASTS


► Last phone call? ➔ Today, with my brother
► Last song you listened to? ➔ Eve 6’s “Inside Out”
► Last thing you ate? ➔ A bologna and cheese sandwich.
► Last thing you drank? ➔ Ginger ale
► Last place you were? ➔ At… Target?
► Last kiss? ➔ Last November sometime.
► Last picture taken? ➔ Yesterday, holding my niece who is barely five pounds omg SHE IS LIGHTER THAN A BOWLING BALL
► Last outfit? ➔ Great Smoky Mountains t-shirt, jeans.
► Last purchase? ➔ Blood pressure medicine for $4~

Let’s see…

Tagging kaiadoette, konnichibot, jen-kollic, yumi-michiyo, rebootdelight, and stopwithoutafarmhousenear.

AND cassicassi COME BACK TO TUMBLRRRRRRRRRR